Gabe: You know how in my Math class, I've tricked them into thinking my name is Ryan? I have a kid in my science class where they call me Gabe and he's also in my math class. He thinks we're twins!" NOTHING funnier than a teenage boy! (Insert eye roll here...)
Seth lost his shoes and had to wear Faith's too-small pair to a soccer game. He was pretty miserable. After the game, Ryan asked what he'd learned from it. Seth replied: "To have a happy attitude when things are hard?"