tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post71854447103237046..comments2023-10-24T06:25:41.782-07:00Comments on Everyday Romneys: An Orphan's PleaJessicahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07155042286165966395noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-48284178925112010902008-09-15T15:00:00.000-07:002008-09-15T15:00:00.000-07:00When I get these scams, I always respond with a fi...When I get these scams, I always respond with a file attachment with the information that they request in the e-mail. But it’s a picture of my shriveled genitals, which I know is illegal — but I’d love for the scammers to reveal themselves by trying to prosecute me!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-91866682764856379102008-06-13T17:27:00.000-07:002008-06-13T17:27:00.000-07:00Hey there, I came to your blog by way of Andrea. ...Hey there, I came to your blog by way of Andrea. This is hilarious, and sadly some people fall for the scam. Keep writing your blog, I love it. I promise to comment more.Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02062018240086845424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-46111624717899278952008-06-12T23:27:00.000-07:002008-06-12T23:27:00.000-07:00Seriously I wish there were a better way to track ...Seriously I wish there were a better way to track down these sickos and punish them. Sadly too many people fall for these e-mails!TexasTwinsTwicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05256818837694266230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-74666472795671553862008-06-11T22:10:00.000-07:002008-06-11T22:10:00.000-07:00Gheesh, I don't even get the pleading for financia...Gheesh, I don't even get the pleading for financial help from orphans emails. I just get the emails telling me I've won the Irish Lottery. Dang, I could really help the orphans, I'm loaded...if only they would ask.Annemariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02471107916699569263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-87714411381409794882008-06-11T18:35:00.000-07:002008-06-11T18:35:00.000-07:00Oh man, what a hoot. She clearly chose well who to...Oh man, what a hoot. She clearly chose well who to send the email to.Janssenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178196211079230972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-61753170821302622902008-06-11T18:10:00.000-07:002008-06-11T18:10:00.000-07:00ummm - why is your life so interesting. seriously...ummm - why is your life so interesting. seriously. try out a little boring once in a while.Erikahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09020888218619687431noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-50427124162978924162008-06-11T14:13:00.000-07:002008-06-11T14:13:00.000-07:00Also, why on earth did you look so cute on a THURS...Also, why on earth did you look so cute on a THURSDAY? I only look decent on Sundays and some WEdnesdays.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-57381475381603582632008-06-11T14:11:00.000-07:002008-06-11T14:11:00.000-07:00First, before you hire a blog writer (which would ...First, before you hire a blog writer (which would be just terrible), I think that you should invest in a home office for your husband. <BR/>Second, Do you remember the wife who murdered her preacher husband because she got into financial trouble? Their financial trouble all started with one of those very letters from the sad orphans. Oh, and he made her wear stripper shoes and she wasn't comfortable with that (pchh chh). So right now I am feeling called of God to warn you to watch out. Miriam may be on her way to turning you into a stripper-shoes-wearing-husband-slayer. I'm not even kidding. <BR/><BR/>http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/08/14/preacher.slain/index.htmlAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-89259788271125755922008-06-11T12:01:00.000-07:002008-06-11T12:01:00.000-07:00Saint Jessica! That's what I'm to be hear as you ...Saint Jessica! That's what I'm to be hear as you are help orphanage! Bless to you.Marciehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12332600828951001553noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-78618836786014519812008-06-11T11:27:00.000-07:002008-06-11T11:27:00.000-07:00The fact that some people even fall for scams like...The fact that some people even fall for scams like this amazes me. They are so outrageous to begin with, and then the more you think about them (email in an orphanage, rebel uncles) the funnier they get. Thanks for the laughs!Nancyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03550446982763941052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-59094981940898512292008-06-11T10:04:00.000-07:002008-06-11T10:04:00.000-07:00I love it, I hope you are going to help her get al...I love it, I hope you are going to help her get all that money.Goldiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07823914504068302460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-74335572364112583672008-06-11T09:18:00.000-07:002008-06-11T09:18:00.000-07:00I think you should just send an ebelskiver pan.I think you should just send an ebelskiver pan.Jakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01290994546386816813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-33769224858586975192008-06-11T08:43:00.000-07:002008-06-11T08:43:00.000-07:00Is that letter for real? Come on! Dearest One, I...Is that letter for real? Come on! Dearest One, I think your money was well spent for "Idol Gives Back"!<BR/><BR/>I think you are too Funny!Hazen5https://www.blogger.com/profile/17757751812203061892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-32076802316656097012008-06-10T22:24:00.000-07:002008-06-10T22:24:00.000-07:00Such a great post! And you haven't let on at all ...Such a great post! <BR/><BR/>And you haven't let on at all to any loss of creativity...you are as funny as ever.Margarethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12215390030414957826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-55362152005340647962008-06-10T21:57:00.000-07:002008-06-10T21:57:00.000-07:00It's a hard knock life for Miriam. Lucky you, you...It's a hard knock life for Miriam. Lucky you, you get to help her out with all that cold hard cash.<BR/><BR/>I've missed your posts. You've got lots of funny in you. You just have to believe dearest one.Bridgethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11051723455376835952noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-65463669238005689402008-06-10T20:41:00.000-07:002008-06-10T20:41:00.000-07:00who gives a crap about the orphans when the celtic...who gives a crap about the orphans when the celtics and lakers are playing? email miriam and tell her there are more important things in this world than her little "needs".<BR/>selfish freakin orphan.the wrath of khandreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14124348938056284964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-69630657373968075512008-06-10T20:38:00.000-07:002008-06-10T20:38:00.000-07:00Oh, your orphan only has four million five hundred...Oh, your orphan only has four million five hundred thousand US dollars? Mr. Lu Yan offered me 19 millions US dollars. I think you should just help me help Mr. Yan. Ignore the orphan. Mine's a better deal for sure, even if I wasn't called of god.<BR/><BR/>P.S. You are FAR from out of the funny, girlfriend. <BR/><BR/>P.S.S. Does anyone ever respond to these stupid letters?<BR/><BR/>P.S.S.S. Has anyone ever done a post script with three S's before? <BR/><BR/>P.S.S.S.S. I'll stop now.Christiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05769700320834756050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-28362002624269834922008-06-10T20:23:00.000-07:002008-06-10T20:23:00.000-07:00Oh my gosh, that is hilarious. Obviously you aren...Oh my gosh, that is hilarious. Obviously you aren't out of the funnies yet!!<BR/>I love the statement about having email in the orphanage. That's a good one :)Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14580529786503531440noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-84890702810644581252008-06-10T20:22:00.000-07:002008-06-10T20:22:00.000-07:00I'll help you out with that account. Send ME the m...I'll help you out with that account. Send ME the money and I'll get you all set up- or myself some new shoes.Paigehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10258948792893173721noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-61755653127135160152008-06-10T20:18:00.000-07:002008-06-10T20:18:00.000-07:00Oh, Jessica, that is hilarious. I remember that o...Oh, Jessica, that is hilarious. I remember that other post from Stie and they are both funny. <BR/><BR/>I'm glad God has touched my heart for other important works, cause I'd hate to turn down that sweet thing just trying to stay away from her evil uncles...Rochellehthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10182955182478169632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-61937564463331647932008-06-10T20:16:00.000-07:002008-06-10T20:16:00.000-07:00The lack of ideas is because you miss me so much, ...The lack of ideas is because you miss me so much, isn't it?<BR/><BR/>I thought so.<BR/><BR/>I miss you too.Ilenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10355626401656271880noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-38155933161946023842008-06-10T18:42:00.000-07:002008-06-10T18:42:00.000-07:00Nope. You are definately not out of the funny.Mayb...Nope. You are definately not out of the funny.<BR/><BR/>Maybe you could hire someone to type in this blasted word verification thing-ey though.<BR/><BR/>qkvmbmpw<BR/><BR/>really.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14364682303125611282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7534899535780442639.post-28743280610936908992008-06-10T18:30:00.000-07:002008-06-10T18:30:00.000-07:00No! We want you as a blog post writer!!!I agree wi...No! We want you as a blog post writer!!!<BR/><BR/>I agree with Ryan...that is some orphanage!<BR/><BR/>Not to ignore an orphan in need but, I have a comment totally off of the subject....I had a dream about you and your family last night. We were making these mint green sashes for our kids to wear and I kept telling you how happy I was to finally meet you. Ryan was playing the guitar for us while we worked. You had mint green colored pearls on. <BR/><BR/>What do you think it all means? Yeah, I know...nothing...but I think you should wear the mint green pearls when you speak before the UN about your tireless work with orphans with e-mail accounts and very large sums of money about to be siezed by rebels.Lauren in GAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06182008314143458272noreply@blogger.com